My children's conversation in the car today:
Chloe: "If you race the devil, you win. If you race God, He wins."
Caleb: "No, God always let's kids win. He, like, walks."
Chloe: "Oh, ok! I want to go to heaven. I want to kiss God. Caleb, do you like to kiss?"
Caleb: "No, but there's no ghosts but the Holy Ghost."