As I was literally cleaning hair out of my vacuum (it hasn't been working well, so I was trying to fix it), my kids were looking through my honeymoon scrapbook and had the following conversation:
Chloe: "Wow, Mom is in a bikini, and she's skinny. I've never seen her skinny before."
Caleb: "Mom, why don't you wear a bikini anymore?"
Answering his own question, "You could wear a bikini. It would have to be oversized though."
In related news, my New Years resolution to get in shape starts now.