Chloe (Actually, she named herself Collie when she's pretending to be a dog): Pretend doggies aren't allowed on the couch.
Me: No. Doggies can be on the couch.
Chloe: Just pretend.
Me: Ok. Collie, get off the couch.
Chloe/Collie: No, I won't get off.
Me: So you made up a rule just so you could break it?
You can join me now in praying for her teenage years.
From kids upstairs who are supposed to be in bed:
Caleb: Chloe has stickers all over her body.
Me: Chloe, do you really?
Chloe: Yes and they're on my face too!
This girl is seriously hilarious. I never stop laughing when I am around her! Except when she peed on my hand the other day. I stopped laughing then. :)