A conversation in the car today.
It started with Caleb and Chloe arguing who is the boss of our family.
Caleb: Mom is the boss. Her name is Boss Lady, you know (that is what Brett calls me).
Chloe: No, her name is NOT Boss Lady.
They argue back and forth, finally Caleb asks me if that's my name....to which I reply, "That's what Daddy calls me."
Chloe, snarkily: Well I was wrong. But that is the last time in my entire life I will be wrong.
At the dentist this week, the dentist was counting Luke's teeth.
Luke told him (totally straight faced):
"I was jumping on the trampoline by myself. I fell, and my tooth came out."
The dentist asked to see this tooth.
Without skipping a beat, Luke said, "Oh, it already grew back. It's magic."
We all about fell out laughing.